Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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Just got this in an e-mail, thought it was quite good...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it on his TV show.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*ck you!"
then turned to his bride and said, "F*ck you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.....$32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......$3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.....$8,500 The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man...
Priceless! There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!! 
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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 quality!!!! 
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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moddedcorsa
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Registered: 15th Aug 02
Location: Argyll, West scotland
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ha ha, MAGIC!!!!
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jm960326
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Registered: 24th Aug 02
Location: Rob Cheshire
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heard it ages ago, is an absolute gem! How the hell he can go through with it all just to spite them is unreal! Always makes me laugh though balls of solid steel that guy!! 
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si_reading
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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ainsley_brader
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
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Whats the site with all the mastercard picturees on it?
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Trotty
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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Bristol
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 LMAO! Balls of steel indeed!
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