RichR
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I have the most obnoxious, self centred colleague who is a born again Christian. Keeps spouting religous nonsense at me and is massively biggotted against homosexuals, pre-marital sex, evolution, origins of the bible etc etc etc
His latest one is that Gay couples adopt kids to kiddy fiddle, he wrote as much on the NSPCC facebook page, it got removed, he said he would stop donating unless someone called him to discuss and he's currently on the phone to some poor NSPCC guy ripping him to shreads about how they don't want to admit the turth of homosexual paedophillia because they accept "the brown pound" in donations.
We're always arguing/winding him up but I've run out of bible conspiracies and he seems to have an answer for everything we throw at him. Does anyone have any comments/ideas we can continue to wind him up with?
[Edited on 18-10-2011 by LiVe LeE]
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adiohead
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Tell him that gay sex is celebrated in revelations.
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spencer88
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Does he like murderers?
If not, ask him who killed most people in the bible.
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3CorsaMeal
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I asked facebook the other week, that if god invented/made everything, why did he come up with so many religions?
People thought the earth was flat and that was a long time after this god story was invented.
No one man could get everyone to like and believe him and his stories, so invent a God, someone who doesn't exist, then its easier for everyone to like him, because he nevers argues back
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Nath
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Ask him out for drinks.
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andy1868
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tell him that you are a born again homosexual and that you and your partner, Tarquin, are looking to adopt
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adiohead
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also, Russ posted this a while back:
http://www.project-reason.org/bibleContra_big.pdf
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RichR
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Tell him that gay sex is celebrated in revelations.
Do you have the exact passage? (ooo eerrr)
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Ojc
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Tell him that we were put here by aliens
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3CorsaMeal
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God is wearing a dress whenever i see him, thats pretty gay
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Neo
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Gravity etc, scientific proven fact
Dinosaurs
Extinction
That we were once all black
Ask for proof of "God". Summon your own god for a little chat, when he says your being silly suggest thats exactly what he does when he prays
Refer to religious people simply as "a religious"
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Ojc
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But I do agree with him about the whole gay/paedophile thing
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spencer88
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Ask him where God's wife is!
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Gary
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I love arguing with Christians.
retarded people they are.
Id rape him if it was me
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spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I love arguing with Christians.
retarded people they are.
Id rape him if it was me
And whilst raping him, ask him where his God is now!
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Tell him that gay sex is celebrated in revelations.
Do you have the exact passage? (ooo eerrr)
I can't remember, I saw it in a Youtube Thunderf00t video when he interviewed Westboro baptist church.
Something about men sharing a bed and being saved to go to heaven
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Ask him where God's wife is!
Kitchen. Obviously
Not much of a god if shes elsewhere
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spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Ask him where God's wife is!
Kitchen. Obviously
Not much of a god if shes elsewhere
Ahh, I reckon she is a dj too, 'Gods Kitchen'
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RichR
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I've argued all of the origin of the bible points with him and lots to do with the Templar Knights and the hidden Gospel of Jesus etc., denies everything. He's not catholic btw its all kicking off here at the minute. Just told him Noah got done in the bum 
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spencer88
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Tell him Noah was clearly into beastiality!
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RichR
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has to be backed up - there is evidence that Noah was raped by his own son whilst he was drunk
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sc0ott
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Originally posted by Nath
Ask him out for drinks and turn up in a jesus costume.
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Neo
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I've always believed the bible was the first ever pyramid scheme....
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3CorsaMeal
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Harry Potter books are much better, i believe wizards are real
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spencer88
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There has to be evidence?
Yet all the so called facts about God are from a book apparently written years and years ago, which dos not even reference any other publications!
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