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Hammer
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2nd Nov 11 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Scottish punters will probably be more aware of this story than the Southerners.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15533245

'Colin Coates' I have randomly met on 5 occasions this year, 4 times I was in work myself locking up and once with the missus.

An engineer in work owed him money and he turned up at work normally about 5 o clock throwing his weight around and issuing threats. By the 3rd time he had assumed I was not relaying his messages and started threatening to 'gouge my eyes out' 'chop my arms off' and 'run my car off the road' which I laughed off told him not to come to the work again or he'd be sorry then drove away

Turns out the guy is an actual psycopath that has burnt folks houses to the ground, held up an Easyjet flight because he thought someone was hitting on his missus and generally enjoys chopping off folks fingers and toes

The engineer that owed him money actually moved to Thailand a few months ago to try and get away from the guy.
Marc
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2nd Nov 11 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Under normal curcumstances I'd say he moved for the tranny love. Don't want to be accused of trolling though!
Hammer
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Moved with a bird who was coaching their National swimming team, he has since been caught shagging about and she has moved back home
JonnyJ
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How did they kill her? Harpoon?
DannyB
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She beached herself on a rock, they just finished her off
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
She beached herself on a rock, they just finished her off


i'm going to be the one that gets up on a high horse and pick up on your comment for being unsensitive.

Fed up with it.
Jake
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attempting to defeat the ends of justice.




whaT?
Hammer
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Trolling cunts 3cm mate.
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
attempting to defeat the ends of justice.




whaT?


I wish you were there when he turned up mate, I'd say 'fuck off or me and jake here will tear your legs from your sternum'.
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
She beached herself on a rock, they just finished her off


i'm going to be the one that gets up on a high horse and pick up on your comment for being unsensitive.

Fed up with it.


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Dave
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2nd Nov 11 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How do they know that all those things happened? It doesn't say that the body has even been found.
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
How do they know that all those things happened? It doesn't say that the body has even been found.


CSI
Cavey
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2nd Nov 11 at 19:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You can see a persons last memories if you remove their corneas and use the right amount of electricity.

I saw it on Fringe the other day
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
attempting to defeat the ends of justice.




whaT?


I wish you were there when he turned up mate, I'd say 'fuck off or me and jake here will tear your legs from your sternum'.


we would be a good tag team
Ronson
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I always imagine people that go around shouting and screaming and throwing their weight about are trying to make up for something, like getting bullied when they were younger or trying to build a reputation for themselves as they like people to think they're proper hard cases when they're not.

Seems like this Colin lad was a bit of a nutter though, when he gets out he may get you too, Hammer.
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Ronson
I always imagine people that go around shouting and screaming and throwing their weight about are trying to make up for something, like getting bullied when they were younger or trying to build a reputation for themselves as they like people to think they're proper hard cases when they're not.

Seems like this Colin lad was a bit of a nutter though, when he gets out he may get you too, Hammer.


He's a coward that tortures women
Ronson
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Ronson
I always imagine people that go around shouting and screaming and throwing their weight about are trying to make up for something, like getting bullied when they were younger or trying to build a reputation for themselves as they like people to think they're proper hard cases when they're not.

Seems like this Colin lad was a bit of a nutter though, when he gets out he may get you too, Hammer.


He's a coward that tortures women


True.
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
She beached herself on a rock, they just finished her off


i'm going to be the one that gets up on a high horse and pick up on your comment for being unsensitive.

Fed up with it.


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