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Matt H
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20th Apr 03 at 00:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just been too the bog a minute ago and it got me thinking......







..............when your having a piss do you aim for the water or the bowl???


im a bowl man myself



one word answers : bowl??????? or water???????
Munchie
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20th Apr 03 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
da floor
Drew
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20th Apr 03 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bowl

water makes too much noise
beav
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20th Apr 03 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
da bowl, i dont want plash back
Colin
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20th Apr 03 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On the seat, floor, walls and usually over myself......remember to leave the seat down now. This really seems to piss the wimman off
Matt H
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20th Apr 03 at 00:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


dirty bastard




i piss on the floor in pubs tho cos i cant hit the bog at all
Munchie
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Matt H
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lol


just thinking about jim carey pissing all over the place in me, myself and irene

funny as fcuk
Colin
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20th Apr 03 at 00:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive pissed on my mate once before when out drinking, he was talking to me and I got my nob out and pissed on his leg

He didnt realise what I was doing untill I had finnished put it back in then told him it was his round
Matt H
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Drew
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20th Apr 03 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this is gunna turn into a 'where have u pissed post'

ok ive pissed out of bedroom window

and on bedroom floor when someone was at toilet n could be bothered to wait (got shouted at off ex - :lol

both while very very pissed

[Edited on 20-04-2003 by Drew]
Colin
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Ive pissed on/in.....my mate, a cupboard, a glass sample bottle at work(took it down to the lab's to get tested ), out a window, myselfbushes and street corners, on a car, in a sink.

And thats the ones I remember
Icy
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20th Apr 03 at 01:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
iv pissed in my bed
Andy Stocker
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20th Apr 03 at 01:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bbowl, especially if in someone elses house, you dont want them to hear your wee hitting the water
RichR
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20th Apr 03 at 01:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kinda halfway between, right on the waters edge, makes a cooler sound
LoudandProud
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20th Apr 03 at 01:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bowl
IntaCepta
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20th Apr 03 at 02:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i aim for the bowl!
thats not to say it gets there!
RichR
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I sometimes aim all over the place though and slosh about trying to draw a circle round the dge-just for fun while Im getting bored having a piss
Drew
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at work the dude puts lots of soap stuff in, wso i do above and try to get rid of it all using the circular motion
bobothebear
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My mate sleep walks and when staying at his girlfriends house,once he was awoken by her Dad screaming "Noooooooooooo" as he was pissing all over there brand new TV.
charcoalgrill
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one time my mate was passed out whilste trying to take a shit and puking up. and my mate came along and pissed all over his head.

but myself, im a bowl man
Ojc
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20th Apr 03 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I piss on my girlfriends.
Denman
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20th Apr 03 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
in a club one time , some lad was flaked out next to one of my mates so my mate put his nob in the lads pocket and had a piss hillarious at the time !
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if there are skid marks down the side of the pan, i aim to use my power piss to clean them off!
Drew
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any females wanna answer?

like do they whooosh backwards and forwards in the water

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