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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
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6th Jan 12 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Went to reverse off my drive, my grandads car parked behind me, heard a big bang, pulled forward got out, i've hit his tow bar and ripped my bumper clean in half! knackered all the mounting points on the passenger side! What a f*cking idiot!














All slatings welcome as i feel like a total c**t!
Jamie-C
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6th Jan 12 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why were you trying to back out so close to it?
Eck
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6th Jan 12 at 21:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Welcome to the retard club, mate
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-C
Why were you trying to back out so close to it?


no room on the other side cause of fence post and lamp post, grandad doesnt normally park there, normally goes on the other side and leaves me plenty of room to get on/off the drive, but next door parked too far down so he had to park half over our drive, thus leaving me no space
Graeme
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6th Jan 12 at 21:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It is repairable but there a lot of those bumpers around so could just get a good second hand one!
GTM
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6th Jan 12 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your not alone mate. Ive just reversed into my dads car. Actually want to shoot myself for been so fucking stupid.
Jake
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6th Jan 12 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Eck
Welcome to the retard club, mate


seeing this must make you feel a lot better mate
John G
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6th Jan 12 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why didnt you just move your grandads car?
Jamie-C
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6th Jan 12 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by John G
Why didnt you just move your grandads car?
Because he thought he could squeeze through obviously
John G
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6th Jan 12 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-C
quote:
Originally posted by John G
Why didnt you just move your grandads car?
Because he thought he could squeeze through obviously


Squeeze being the operative word. Obviously not.
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by John G
Why didnt you just move your grandads car?


Because only an hour or so before hand i had put it on the drive, so thought there was room, obviously i wasnt TOTALLY straight when i went on.

quote:
Originally posted by GTM



Your not alone mate. Ive just reversed into my dads car. Actually want to shoot myself for been so fucking stupid.



exactly how i feel mate, can't believe i made such a silly mistake!
Piér
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6th Jan 12 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I reversed into a pole a few weeks back and completely twisted my tailgate... seems everyone is having accidents at the moment... felt like a complete tool.
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Piér
I reversed into a pole a few weeks back and completely twisted my tailgate... seems everyone is having accidents at the moment... felt like a complete tool.


I'm glad mine is "only" my bumper tbf!
Brett
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6th Jan 12 at 22:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you pull out your mobile, put it to your ear and act casual?
Piér
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6th Jan 12 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Phillips_91
quote:
Originally posted by Piér
I reversed into a pole a few weeks back and completely twisted my tailgate... seems everyone is having accidents at the moment... felt like a complete tool.


I'm glad mine is "only" my bumper tbf!


Luckily I managed to get a scrap one in the same colour! haha! Funnily enough, the pole gained no damage
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Did you pull out your mobile, put it to your ear and act casual?

Why would i do that
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Piér
quote:
Originally posted by Phillips_91
quote:
Originally posted by Piér
I reversed into a pole a few weeks back and completely twisted my tailgate... seems everyone is having accidents at the moment... felt like a complete tool.


I'm glad mine is "only" my bumper tbf!


Luckily I managed to get a scrap one in the same colour! haha! Funnily enough, the pole gained no damage


lmao, my grandads car doesnt even look like its been touched! luckily theres loads of sapphire astra's being broken and i needed a new bumper anyway, but could of done without damaging the mounting points aswell, would of been a whole lot easier!
Dave
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6th Jan 12 at 22:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Everyone screws up now and again, damage doesn't look to bad and at least you haven't bent any metal work.

I was parking my van on the street the other week, it was dark, raining and van has no rear windows. Managed to reverse into my own fucking car Luckily no damage done but didn't half feel a tit.
Jake
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6th Jan 12 at 22:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Did you pull out your mobile, put it to your ear and act casual?


not even you could get away with doing that this time mate
AndyCorsaSport
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6th Jan 12 at 22:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Probly done yourself a favor seen as that bumpers got a nice pile of filler in it.
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by AndyCorsaSport
Probly done yourself a favor seen as that bumpers got a nice pile of filler in it.


aye, bumper was fucked when i bought the car, was intending to change it next payday, now i HAVE to change it
AndyCorsaSport
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6th Jan 12 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fair play, least it's a common bumper. Got an Irmy front splitter for one (if it's still at work) got a few cracks/holes in it, and still a bit of the old bumper attached if your interested??
Phillips_91
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6th Jan 12 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nah sorry mate, wanting gsi front bumper, theres a lad round this way already got irmy front, dont wanna copy him
Mike
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6th Jan 12 at 23:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
Everyone screws up now and again, damage doesn't look to bad and at least you haven't bent any metal work.

I was parking my van on the street the other week, it was dark, raining and van has no rear windows. Managed to reverse into my own fucking car Luckily no damage done but didn't half feel a tit.


I did that a few weeks back but it was my Dad's car that I hit. He'd parked up the drive where no-one ever tends to park so I came along, backed onto the drive, checking my mirrors to make sure I was ok against the fence but not looking behind, just heard a big bang, looked properly and spotted his car The next morning when he came to move it, there was marks on the floor from the tyres where I'd pushed it back by about 6 inches No signs of any damage on either vehicle
mex
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6th Jan 12 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

saw this on facebook mate, bad times

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