stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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When travelling along a motorway and gaining on a cunt in the middle lane with no reason to be, what's your course of action?
One of my pet hates on the roads.
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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Overtake and scowl.
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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overtake?
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BarnshaW
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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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undertak or overtake and cut right in front of them without indicating, if they have kids in the car then make the cut up even more severe
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smcGSI16V
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Registered: 26th May 03
Location: Farnborough Drives: Thurlby 888 CDTi No.98
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Usually flash my lights and get up their arse continental style.
Works about 70% of the time in getting them to move over.
[Edited on 20-02-2012 by smcGSI16V]
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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Youve only really got 2 options, Overtake on the left or overtake on the right.
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daymoon
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Registered: 1st Aug 08
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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undertake. fuck 'em
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Firestate88
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Registered: 10th Jul 08
Location: Northampton England
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quote:
Originally posted by daymoon
undertake. fuck 'em
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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never undertake, its a very dangerous and stupid thing to do.
normally just overtake or drive right up their ass if im having a bad day.
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Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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overtake in the normal lane. find most middle lane hoggers look terrified of motorways so no point giving them more fear.
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
never undertake, its a very dangerous and stupid thing to do.
normally just overtake or drive right up their ass if im having a bad day.
not stupid really, if youre in the inside doing 70ish and someones in the middle going slower its safer to go on the inside than swerve across 3 lanes and back in again
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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I drop back a fair bit, then take a huge run up and smash them off the road, then pull up get out of my car, drag them out of the burning wreck, demand they give me their families names and address, toss them back in the burning wreck to die. Then set about murdering their entire family.
Thats what i do in my head anyway. usually just got over to the right and do an exaggerated swerve back into the left hand lane infront of them.
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
undertak or overtake and cut right in front of them without indicating, if they have kids in the car then make the cut up even more severe
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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depends on my mood... usually goes like so...
first 1 or 2 i will overtake normally and cut back across all 3 lanes,
next few will be flashed (occasionally works only for them to pull straight back out once im passed - this usually makes my blood boil)
so from then on its undertake.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
never undertake, its a very dangerous and stupid thing to do.
normally just overtake or drive right up their ass if im having a bad day.
Americans undertake...
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Last night heading up from Manchester on the M6, dark night and no one to be seen. I gain on two cars, a 61 plate Merc in the middle lane doing 75/80 and an Aygo in the outside lane absolutely screaming trying to get past (obviously sluggling). I sat behind the Merc in an attempt to get them to move over, and no recognition. If he had moved over, then the Aygo would be able to slowly overtake in the middle lane but instead he's being a cunt and staying in the middle lane without a car to be seen in the inside lane.
In undertook the pair of them while trying to display my confusion/anger and also put hazards on whilst ahead of the Merc (who also had his fogs on for no reason) and still stayed put. Really fucks me off!
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
never undertake, its a very dangerous and stupid thing to do.
normally just overtake or drive right up their ass if im having a bad day.
I love your opinion that underaking is very dangerous and stupid but driving right up their arse at high speeds is perfectly fine 
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
never undertake, its a very dangerous and stupid thing to do.
normally just overtake or drive right up their ass if im having a bad day.
I love your opinion that underaking is very dangerous and stupid but driving right up their arse at high speeds is perfectly fine
completely missed that
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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Nice long flash. If that doesn't work drive towards them and try to get them out of the way. If that fails I'll go found and pull sharply across back into lane 1. Then drive off wishing that traffic cops and the law allowed these pricks to be pulled over and given an instant 3 points and £60 fine.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Follow them home and stand infront of their front door so they can't get in
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Daniel_Corsa
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Registered: 21st Apr 04
Location: Wigton, Cumbria
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Sit behind them until they move, or sit in the next lane but don't undercut wait until they move.
I have often done circles around the central lane hoggers until they get the hint!
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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I use to undertake and indicate left and pull infront of them.
Bit stupid I know. Now I just overtake and mutter to myself.
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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Box them in with my other zetec-s mates and force them onto the hard shoulder
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
Follow them home and stand infront of their front door so they can't get in
[Edited on 20-02-2012 by Adam_B]
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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Middle lane hoggers, I just pass on the right... 
but dual carriageway outside lane hoggers I undertake 
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