Richie
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3 guys, a 17 year old, a 30 year old, and a 85 year old, are walking through the amazon jungle. Suddenly, they get surrounded by a huge tribe, and are taken away.
The tribesman says "Each one of you now has to choose between getting fcuked in the ass, or DEATH."
He asks the 17 year old. He replies 'Well, i dont wanna die just yet, i have my whole life to live yet, so, it'll have to be a fcuk in the ass.
The tribesman shouts "THE YOUNG ONE CHOOSES FCUK IN ASS"
Then a HUGE black guy, named Bushwanoo, comes over and fcuks him the ass until he bleeds. Then frees him.
The tribesman then asks the 30 year old. He replies 'Ive lived some of my life, ive done alot, but im not ready to die yet. I still have too much to achieve, so fcuk me in the ass.'
Once again, the tribesman shouts out, "THE ADULT ONE CHOOSES FCUK IN ASS"
And once again, Bushwanoo comes over and fcuks the life out of the guy till he cant stand, and frees him.
The tribesman then asks the 85 year old. He replies 'Well ive lived my entire life, ive accomplished what i set out in life to do, but there is no way im going to be fucked in the ass. I choose death.
The tribesman then shouts 'THE OLD MAN CHOOSE DEATH!.....................................................
BY BUSHWANOO!
[Edited on 31-07-2004 by Richie]
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someone
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amuzing
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Richie
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fine 
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someone
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A penguin is driving through Spain on a hot summers day when he
notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking
oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service
station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says
he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he
can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car.
The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice-cream shop and
thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice-cream will really hit the spot since
he's a penguin and its Spain in the summer, after all. He sits down at the
counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bastard has no
hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream
all over his flippers and his mouth, a total mess.
He waddles back to the service station to find out from the mechanic
what is wrong with his car. "It looks like you've blown a seal.", that
mechanic tells him.
"No no", says the penguin. "It's just ice-cream".
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Wolfy
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since when do penguins drive?
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Richie
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tough crowd
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Richie
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ver old 
i found it funneh
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by someone
A penguin is driving through Spain on a hot summers day when he
notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking
oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service
station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says
he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he
can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car.
The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice-cream shop and
thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice-cream will really hit the spot since
he's a penguin and its Spain in the summer, after all. He sits down at the
counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bastard has no
hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream
all over his flippers and his mouth, a total mess.
He waddles back to the service station to find out from the mechanic
what is wrong with his car. "It looks like you've blown a seal.", that
mechanic tells him.
"No no", says the penguin. "It's just ice-cream".
So he can drive but cant manage a bowl of ice cream 
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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dont get first one
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