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3CorsaMeal
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25th Jun 12 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu,
Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"?

"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you little prick".
Aaron
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25th Jun 12 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*tumble weed*
alan-g-w
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25th Jun 12 at 16:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol that's pretty funny tbh
fred7
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25th Jun 12 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol not to bad
MoesTavern
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25th Jun 12 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber?"
Rickavo
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26th Jun 12 at 01:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MoesTavern
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber?"



*tumble weed*

 
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