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jrdn7
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14th Aug 12 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Found this when I was throwing a lucozade bottle in the bin. Needless to say I shat a few bricks.





Put the fucker in a jar & threw it down the field.
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never understood why people are scared of spiders, step daughter yesterday ran a mile when she saw a worm, wtf.
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Glad you told me what the empty bottle was. That was going to be my next question

My dog was playing with one that big in the kitchen the other day. If the mrs saw it she would of left the flat

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I'm not generally scared of them Russ, this cunt caught me off guard tho!
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Urgh
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I don't mind handling them, by handling I mean putting a glass over them, a piece of card under them and escorting them out my back door.
(I don't kill them)

But if I see big ones like that, it does take me a while to pluck up the courage to get near to them. I don't like them much lol
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i've always hated spiders, but have manned up recently and don't mind them as much.

but seeing that cunt with bollocks bigger than mine would have me screaming like a schoolgirl.
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Originally posted by pow
Urgh


does your girlfriend get them out the house for you mate?
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small compared to what we get here in the middle of nowhere
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I never show spiders mercy, I live in an old farm house and this place is riddled with them. I saw one yesterday and smashed the end of my steel caps against it

Its the ones that are near my shit I hate, like if its near my bed then that fucker is getting mashed up, otherwise it might poo in my mouth or something while i sleep.
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Originally posted by Steve
small compared to what we get here in the middle of nowhere
oh please, i bet you live in a village with a shop and a pub
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i charge all my spiders rent
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They're not poisonous so just pick them up.

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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I never show spiders mercy, I live in an old farm house and this place is riddled with them. I saw one yesterday and smashed the end of my steel caps against it

Its the ones that are near my shit I hate, like if its near my bed then that fucker is getting mashed up, otherwise it might poo in my mouth or something while i sleep.


Yes you do you fucker and no one told me that whilst i slept on the floor for some of the night.

Then the next day, i was sat on your couch and a MASSIVE fucker ran past exactly where my head would've been, i said nothing.
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
small compared to what we get here in the middle of nowhere
oh please, i bet you live in a village with a shop and a pub


none of that round here

theres a pub about a mile away, no shops until you get into powick, all around is fields

just counted in my head and theres 4/5 houses down our back lane until you get to the nearest village

[Edited on 14-08-2012 by Steve]
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postcode please
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wr6 5jj
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I will openly admit that they scare the shit out of me , and if that was in my house i would probably move out . Look at the size of the fucker , got hairier legs than me

[Edited on 14-08-2012 by NathanR]
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by willay
I never show spiders mercy, I live in an old farm house and this place is riddled with them. I saw one yesterday and smashed the end of my steel caps against it

Its the ones that are near my shit I hate, like if its near my bed then that fucker is getting mashed up, otherwise it might poo in my mouth or something while i sleep.


Yes you do you fucker and no one told me that whilst i slept on the floor for some of the night.

Then the next day, i was sat on your couch and a MASSIVE fucker ran past exactly where my head would've been, i said nothing.


fuck about its JohnnyJ, how long have you been waiting to post about that wonderful evening again
Russ
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Originally posted by Steve
wr6 5jj
5 miles from centre of worcester mate
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by willay
I never show spiders mercy, I live in an old farm house and this place is riddled with them. I saw one yesterday and smashed the end of my steel caps against it

Its the ones that are near my shit I hate, like if its near my bed then that fucker is getting mashed up, otherwise it might poo in my mouth or something while i sleep.


Yes you do you fucker and no one told me that whilst i slept on the floor for some of the night.

Then the next day, i was sat on your couch and a MASSIVE fucker ran past exactly where my head would've been, i said nothing.


fuck about its JohnnyJ, how long have you been waiting to post about that wonderful evening again


Too long mate.
willay
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Steve has broadband iirc
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yep, look at the over head satellite image, nothing around my house at all

dont even live in a village, its classed as bransford, which is a village, but its in no mans land really
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Steve has broadband iirc


debatable
Russ
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quote:
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Steve has broadband iirc
probably on virgin media too

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