Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Two dwarves are fed up of never gettin laid, so they decide to hire a couple of 'ladies of the night'!
After finding two stunners, they book into a hotel, 2 seperate rooms, and each go off for a night of passion. Bob gets into his room, and gets his kit off, and joins his escort. After an hour of trying, he still can't get it up, while next door, all he can hear is "Wheheyyy"....thump, "wheheeyyyy"....thump! And this goes on all night. Feeling low and dejected next day, Bob meets his mate in the foyer. "Bloody hell Terry, sounded like you was at it all night ya jammy bugger" "At it all night?" said Terry, "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!!!"
[Edited on 01-05-2003 by loafofbrett]
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J da Silva
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3CorsaMeal
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Is that a true story?
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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yes, sadly i am that dwarf
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3CorsaMeal
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Hope u got a refund!
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
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a dwarf is feeling horny as, and goes to pick up a hooker she refuses at first until he pulls out a massive wedge of cash. He takes her to a hotel room, she lying naked on the bed and he pulls out 4 springs and puts them on his hands and feet and jumps on top and bounces up and down all night on the hooker.
Afterwards she gives him his money back and say thats the best lay i had ever what do you call that techuiqe.
the dwarf replies 'four spring dwarf techquie.
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