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Good morning all.


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Morning!
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Morning to all of the above.

and the late comers below.
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Morning

Having a proper 'my job is rubbish' day today. Consequently I can be bothered to make any effort even less than the previous two days, of which I've been progressively less bothered already.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Morning

Having a proper 'my job is rubbish' day today. Consequently I can be bothered to make any effort even less than the previous two days, of which I've been progressively less bothered already.


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Windows Server 8 takes forever to install @
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Seemed I was destined to be the good samaritan yesterday.

After the backpack incident, I figured I'd done enough good deeds for one day. Turns out it wasn't the case.

As I was waiting for the bus, some random dog came up and sat down beside me.
No people around.
Check the colar, no tag...
Creature just acts like it knows me.

Bus comes, but this is a busy street, so I can't very well just let the dog run around on its own.
So what to do?

I ask the mutt "Do you know your way home?" and it runs 20 metres back the way it came, stops, turns around, sits down and gives me the so-are-you-coming-or-what look...

So I follow the thing and every time it gets a bit far ahead it just sits down and waits for me to catch up.

After a bit of a walk it runs up to a house and just sits in front of the door, so I knock.
Door opens, dog runs in and man inside goes "Oh, haha, I thought she was out back in the yard."
"No. She wasnt. She was at a bus stop by the busy road three streets from here. Get a tag on your dog so I can just call next time."

I go back and wait ten minutes in the pouring rain for the next bus and the cunt didn't even say thank you... Moron.

[Edited on 07-11-2012 by Balling]


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How we doing?
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Sounds like the dog was smarter than the owner, Balling.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
Seemed I was destined to be the good samaritan yesterday.

After the backpack incident, I figured I'd done enough good deeds for one day. Turns out it wasn't the case.

As I was waiting for the bus, some random dog came up and sat down beside me.
No people around.
Check the colar, no tag...
Creature just acts like it knows me.

Bus comes, but this is a busy street, so I can't very well just let the dog run around on its own.
So what to do?

I ask the mutt "Do you know your way home?" and it runs 20 metres back the way it came, stops, turns around, sits down and gives me the so-are-you-coming-or-what look...

So I follow the thing and every time it gets a bit far ahead it just sits down and waits for me to catch up.

After a bit of a walk it runs up to a house and just sits in front of the door, so I knock.
Door opens, dog runs in and man inside goes "Oh, haha, I thought she was out back in the yard."
"No. She wasnt. She was at a bus stop by the busy road three streets from here. Get a tag on your dog so I can just call next time."

I go back and wait ten minutes in the pouring rain for the next bus and the cunt didn't even say thank you... Moron.

[Edited on 07-11-2012 by Balling]


Should have kicked him in the nuts.
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Should have kept the dog, tbh.


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You are a good boy, Balling.
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Do I get a treat?


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Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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All good Alex?


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Ayup Alex. How's things?

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