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BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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19th Dec 12 at 19:17

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year
-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each but Asda wallets are £2.25 and look better

dragon2309

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Registered: 1st Mar 09
Location: Strood, Kent
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19th Dec 12 at 19:25

this is so old its unreal, its not even that funny the first time you hear it.

Paul_J

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19th Dec 12 at 19:30

quote:
Originally posted by dragon2309
this is so old its unreal, its not even that funny the first time you hear it.

BluKoo

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19th Dec 12 at 19:35

I know it's old, but I hadn't heard it in years. Figured there would be the odd person who appreciated it...

Bart

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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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19th Dec 12 at 19:36

nathy_87

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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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19th Dec 12 at 19:36

To both.

[Edited on 19-12-2012 by nathy_87]

noshua

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19th Dec 12 at 19:55

edit -> de....

Alex_Rally

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19th Dec 12 at 20:19

i loled

cunningham

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Registered: 25th May 05
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19th Dec 12 at 20:36

im doing it wrong, im going to M&S.

neil h

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19th Dec 12 at 20:40

Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam

sc0ott

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19th Dec 12 at 20:42

quote:
Originally posted by Bart

Wrong.

Guy runs into a bar.

BarnshaW

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19th Dec 12 at 21:02

quote:
Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam

Generation

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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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19th Dec 12 at 21:05

quote:
Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam

Funniest part of thread

Russ

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19th Dec 12 at 21:25

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW

quote:
Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam

Jamie

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19th Dec 12 at 21:26

why would you even post such a shit old joke...

BluKoo

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19th Dec 12 at 21:32

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie
why would you even post such a shit old joke...

Because I wanted to upset you.

Christopher

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19th Dec 12 at 21:49

I dont get it :/

K2 GTi

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19th Dec 12 at 22:06

What is wrong with some of these people

3CorsaMeal

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19th Dec 12 at 22:50

Fucking foreigners. If they come near my windscreen I will kick them in the fanny hole.

Whittie

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20th Dec 12 at 09:50

AlunJ

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20th Dec 12 at 11:25

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Fucking foreigners. If they come near my windscreen I will kick them in the fanny hole.

After you've had your lap dance yeah?

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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20th Dec 12 at 11:41

I shop at Sainsbury i should be ok

Sean

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20th Dec 12 at 20:37

I thought it was quite funny, Never heard it before.

Sean

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20th Dec 12 at 20:37

quote:
Originally posted by Christopher
I dont get it :/

What don't you get

SVM 286

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23rd Dec 12 at 18:28

Molested.

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