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Author so yeah, i'm the dog whisperer.
Ben G
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Sitting in the garden enjoying the sun and I hear a rustling sound next door. I knew he had gone away so just thought it was my cat.

Next thing, this dog jumps over the 3ft high fence into my garden and goes strolling into my house



No tag on it, but the owners live 2 doors away but aren't in.

What to do?
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Rape it.
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Rape it.
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Keep it until they get back?

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Shave 'Cunt' into it's back with clippers and pop it back over the fence.
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
Keep it until they get back?



I have 3 cats, one of which is going ape shit
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Rape it.

Then

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Shave 'Cunt' into it's back with clippers and pop it back over the fence.
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There you go, pet care by CorsaSport.
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Looks like an old Staffy
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Do new Staffies look different? Facelift models?
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Phew, they just turned up and were very surprised when I carried her up to them

Couldn't just leave it, i'm not an evil cunt.

Turn out the dog followed the womans daughter home 2 weeks ago, they phoned the warden, traced the owner only to be told they didn't want to dog so they kept her rather than let it be put down.

My good deed for the day done.
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quote:
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Do new Staffies look different? Facelift models?


deffo had a staffy head, but she ways very good natured. I always believe staffies were vicious fighting dogs.
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if you believe that then you are a fool
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Its just what i've been told. I'm not clued up on dog breeds at all, apart from.golden retrievers (family has had 2).
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Any breed of dog will be vicious if it's brought up to be, Staffy's always get a bad press because of a minority of wanker owners
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And they can be very powerful. A jack russel growling at you dosent really have the same effect
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Do a @dianefridley with it imo
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Any breed of dog will be vicious if it's brought up to be, Staffy's always get a bad press because of a minority of wanker owners


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And they can be very powerful. A jack russel growling at you dosent really have the same effect


There's loads of dogs can be very powerful. I wouldn't fancy meeting a Great Dane that was out of control for example
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Great dane would be easy to fight imo
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Hope there are no members on here who utilise pet forums.
They'll be going mental like the dyslexia forums with comments like these

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Ben G
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Was out cleaning my car interior and the dog jumped from an open window upstairs

I turned round after hearing a rustling noise (blinds being broken I presume) and saw the dog walking up to me again

Owners had gone back out and left the upstairs windows open

The dog then sat beside me for 30 minutes whilst I finished cleaning the car until they turned up again.
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Lol think hes telling you he wants to stay.
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Maybe they're the ones raping it.

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