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spencer88
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Balling
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As seems to be a rising morning thread trend lately, I slept like shit.
spencer88
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I too slept poorly.

Not as bad as the other night, when the mrs was fidgeting all night because she couldn't sleep.

2 hours sleep before a 17 hour day at Uni!
AlunJ
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getting sick of long shifts now. Day off tomorrow, new car tomorrow yay
spencer88
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What ya getting?
AlunJ
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New 116i sport 3dr alpine white
Balling
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66 year old man has stomach ache.

Goes to the doctor and gets diagnosed with an ovarian cyst.

"Sorry dude, but you're lady!"

Well, fuck!

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quote:
Originally posted by AlunJ
New 116i sport 3dr alpine white


Why don't you go nearly new and get a 118d?
spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by AlunJ
New 116i sport 3dr alpine white


Why don't you go nearly new and get a 118d?


Or a proper engine and get the 120d
Balling
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Great! Just had a major soap dispenser malfunction in the bathroom, which resulted in three semen-like stains on the front of my dark jeans.

The bathroom opens out in to the lunchroom where most people are of course now assembled.

Wonder what they thought was going on when I crab walked sideways through the room with my back to them...
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LOL trying to conceal a BONERR
AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
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Originally posted by AlunJ
New 116i sport 3dr alpine white


Why don't you go nearly new and get a 118d?

Better deals on new ones, and don't really need a diesel.
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Balling
66 year old man has stomach ache.

Goes to the doctor and gets diagnosed with an ovarian cyst.

"Sorry dude, but you're lady!"

Well, fuck!


I thought that was a really shit joke until I clicked the link.

at "micropenis and no detectable testicles". Poor guy
pow
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Who is it on here that's obsessed with micro penises? Is it Russ?
AlunJ
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I wouldn't put it past him

 
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