Balling
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So apparently there's a bit of a shit storm at work as the dimwit, whom I actually think we're paid to have working here, was sent out in a hurricane to pull down the flags.
Turns out he had trouble holding on to the flag line, seeing as there were, well, a hurricane tugging the other end.
He decided the best thing he could do was to wrap the line securely around his neck and drag the flags down by walking away.
I guess that's as good a way as any to learn that a force, strong enough to be pulling up trees, will have no trouble hanging a man.
Luckily some passerby saw the ordeal and got the poor guy untangled.
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XSIHardy
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What a fucking idiot 
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AlunJ
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what a retard haha.
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_Allan_
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Get him one of these for his Secret Santa
[Edited on 29-10-2013 by _Allan_]
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Pip308
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morning
i've got the red letters 
by the looks of it my prem runs out the same time as my job so doubt i'll be renewing.
also "the tread" has sucked since i got a gf i like so dont post naked pictures of lol
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Ben G
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Morning
63 plate astra hire car has arrived with 200 miles on the clock 
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Daveskater
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What up
Balling Surely that would have been up for a Darwin award if he'd been up there any longer.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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nathy_87
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These weridos that say house coat for Dressing Gown/Robe, do you also say house shoes or do you say Slippers?
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Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Surely that would have been up for a Darwin award if he'd been up there any longer.
I actually thought the same.
I didn't joke about him being a dimwit by the way. I'm pretty sure he's mentally challenged and is employed through some kind of sheltered work arrangement.
I've never had the nerve to ask anyone though, in case it might not be true.
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Corsa_Sport21
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How long have you been waiting to ask that??
Bet you have been waiting on a thread appearing with "house coat" in it to ask that. But as such it hasn't happened so a "morning" thread will have to do lol.
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nathy_87
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It didn't cross my mind last time.
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Daveskater
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I have epic slippers with eyes on.
Who sends the clearly mentally challenged guy out to take the flags down in a hurricane? Or did they think it would be a standard apprentice joke like go and find a left handed screwdriver?
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Who sends the clearly mentally challenged guy out to take the flags down in a hurricane? Or did they think it would be a standard apprentice joke like go and find a left handed screwdriver?
Somebody only slightly less retarded. Obviously the guy shouldn't have been handed the task, hence this mornings shit storm.
In related news.
What do you do if you want to edit something on the company website, but aren't entirely sure how anything works?
A) Hand the task to the company web admin?
B) Ask the company web admin for help?
C) Click on every single button in the CMS backend, copy a lot of shit, delete some other shit, generally mess everything up and hope nobody notices it was you, despite "last edited by your name" being displayed in bright letters next to everything you touched and as a result lose the administrator privileges you probably shouldn't have had in the first place?
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Daveskater
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A so that C doesn't happen 
Why do you as? 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
These weridos that say house coat for Dressing Gown/Robe
I always thought dressing gown made it sound like something fancy.
What's wrong with bathrobe? Or is that too American?
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Daveskater
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A bathrobe is usually made from towelling or other absorbent textile, and may be donned while the wearer's body is wet, serving both as a towel and an informal garment.
A dressing gown or a housecoat is a loose, open-fronted gown closed with a fabric belt that is put on over nightwear on rising from bed, or, less commonly today, worn over some day clothes when partially dressed or undressed in the morning or evening.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathrobe
I have a dressing gown and use it in both fashions as described there It's an R2D2 one and is mega boss
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Balling
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Mine is made from very plush microfibre.
I will also use it in both of the above fashions.
Combined with sweat pants and a wife beater it makes up my "working from the home office" suit.
[Edited on 29-10-2013 by Balling]
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Daveskater
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Plus you can wash then car then roll around on it to dry it off
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Balling
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I clearly haven't considered all the possibilities of my house bath dressing robe gown coat!
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Daveskater
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My boss's line manager has just come over and said he's had complains about noise from our corner of the office
I blame mouthy Mr Essex opposite 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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