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stan_the_man
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4th Dec 13 at 10:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
For a mates kids school project.

He has to stand up infront of his class and tell a joke.

All i can think of are horrible ones.

Think along the lines of 'what is a.....? What did the.....? How many.....?' Etc etc

GO!
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What did Jimmy Saville look forward to most on Top of the Pops?

The new entries.
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How come Santa has no children?

He only cums once a year and thats down the chimney.
JonnyJ
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May as well rename this thread "sickest jokes for an 8 year old to tell" with the way this is going to go
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What fish sings?



A Tuna
Balling
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How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
One with a step-ladder. They're short, not stupid.

Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist?
Sold his soul to Santa.

A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm.
"Do you make fish cakes?"
"Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...
"Great" says the man "it's his birthday"
^ Actually made me



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Two sausages in a pan.

One turns to the other and says: " Getting a bit hot in here isn't it"

The other replies: " Argghhhhh, a talking sausage"
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Pokemon.
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Two monkeys in a bath.

One says: "Eww ahhh eww ahhh"

The second replies: " Well put some cold in then if it's too hot"
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What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?

Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Two monkeys in a bath.

One says: "Eww ahhh eww ahhh"

The second replies: " Well put some cold in then if it's too hot"


Racist.
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Pokemon.


Love that joke.
stan_the_man
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Some good ones! Thanks!

Any more?
Balling
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http://www.reddit.com/r/jokes
nathy_87
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Boy 1: I didn't know your Mum had 2 cunts.

Boy 2: She hasn't.

Boy 1: She has, I'm talking to one of them now.



[Edited on 04-12-2013 by nathy_87]
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Bought my wife a new fridge the other day.

Should have seen her face light up when she opened the door.

Lotus Elise 111R

Impreza WRX STi
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What's brown and sticky?

Muhammad Ali opening a can of coke.
scotty GTE
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What do you call an exploding Monkey?

A baboom! One of the few jokes that makes me laugh which isn't totally offensive or sick
Bart
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Whats E.T short for?


Cos he's got little legs


Dom
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What's red and smells of blue paint?
Red paint!


What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff!


What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath!
thegsi
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Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish
aj80
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Fhm ask jimmy saville what was his grooming tips he replies haribo and smarties
aj80
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What Maggie thatcher and jimmy Saville got in common.
they both screwed minors in the 80s
aj80
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Bear and a rabbit standing in the woods
bear says to the rabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur"
rabbit replies "no why"
so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit
Paul_J
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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