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Eck
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25th Dec 13 at 19:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did anyone get any stinkers?
The mrs dad bought her:


I know the usual can't be arsed present is socks, but come on to fuck


[Edited on 25-12-2013 by Eck]
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I got a Paul walker quote sticker and a corsasport premium membership

[Edited on 25-12-2013 by Nic Barnes]
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I got an ultrasonic toothbrush cleaner...
Aaron
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2013 calendar
Lee_fr200
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Hmmm I got a bobble head meerkat it's going in the bin or rewrapping it for next yr
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee_fr200
Hmmm I got a bobble head meerkat it's going in the bin or rewrapping it for next yr


Send it to me...
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I got a pair of binoculars :/ I never do anything that would require them haha
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Only things I didn't like but weren't stinkers was a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale and a bottle of Growler - Old Growler for those that haven't had it, it's a porter it is however the only porter I have managed to drink more than a mouthful of (drank 3/4 of it) but it took me about an hour to drink that!
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Mine was probably this





Brother got the same so I found out



91 year old Nan said 'you look like one of them Bradford lot'


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my nan got me a retractable key ring that clips on your belt I mean wtf
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quote:
Originally posted by FlaFFy_91
quote:
Originally posted by Lee_fr200
Hmmm I got a bobble head meerkat it's going in the bin or rewrapping it for next yr


Send it to me...

Address?
chris_uk
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GT6
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Missus got me these, one year I said I like after eights, this year I got thorntons mint chocs, mint matchmakers, 4 boxes of after eights and these, literally don't like mint choc that much, and the Pringles taste so bad!
John
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I'd love binoculars and a balaclava neck warmer.
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I'd love binoculars and a balaclava neck warmer.


Ditto then find a tall tree and perv on all the local ladies getting undressed!
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Where's the 6 in 1 balaclava from? be handy for work that...
richardworrall
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seen a similar thing at Aldi the other day
N16K
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Mine was probably this



Nottingham has no place to go on the rob then?
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quote:
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I'd love binoculars and a balaclava neck warmer.


Here here. And the retractable key holder sounds totally Batman
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...and a bottle of Newcastle Brown. Fucking lovely.
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
GT6


Serious Chris???

ACTUALLY, not good?
Gary
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I got the polo shirt version of THIS off my sister
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Christ. Thats something will doyle would wear, thinking he looks cool and trendy.
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Exactly. My sister knocks about with that type of bellend though.

I'm gonna send her a pic of my cleaning something with it.
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A lynx africa box set. What the fucking fuck, I would rather some of those minty pringles

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