Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >
> > >SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
> > >The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
do
> > >not even have a chicken.
> > >
> > >GEORGE W BUSH
> > >We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the
> > >chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us
or
> > >against us. There is no middle ground.
> > >
> > >COLIN POWELL
> > >Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of
> > >the chicken crossing the road.
> > >
> > >TONY BLAIR
> > >I agree with George.
> > >
> > >HANS BLIX
> > >We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> > >allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> > >
> > >DR SEUSS
> > >Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> > >chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
> > >
> > >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> > >I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without
> > >having their motives called into question.
> > >
> > >GRANDPA
> > >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us
> > >the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> > >
> > >JOHN LENNON
> > >Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -in
peace.
> > >
> > >ARISTOTLE
> > >It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> > >
> > >KARL MARX
> > >It was an historic inevitability.
> > >
> > >RONALD REAGAN
> > >What chicken?
> > >
> > >SIGMUND FREUD
> > >The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road
> > >reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > >
> > >BILL GATES
> > >eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> > >important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer
is
> > >an integral part of eChicken.
> > >
> > >BILL CLINTON
> > >What is your definition of chicken?
> > >
> > >THE BIBLE
> > >and God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
> > >CROSS
> > >THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
rejoicing.
> > >
> > >COLONEL SANDERS
> > >Did I miss one?
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