blebo
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Interesting....
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question
1.
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and
she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologers.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no
peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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AND IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!! CHECK THIS OUT
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you
said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built
the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group
of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to
keep the rest of us in line.
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