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Lynny
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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.



Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!



Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
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Old but funny.
Patrick
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Ewwww!!
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Patrick
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quote:
Sex


Yes please!
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Lynny
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mmmmmm sex
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thats ace!!
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how would he get it on his face? does the little bro sleep with his head over the edge of the bed or something?


sorry - always has to be one dont there
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
how would he get it on his face? does the little bro sleep with his head over the edge of the bed or something?


sorry - always has to be one dont there


or the bloke has a really nasty wonkey willy?
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