Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~ Henny Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to others it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers
Cheers!
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Phil321
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Registered: 10th Mar 01
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Quality! Very true aswell.Whats that quote they have in O'Neils bars? Something like 'Work is the scourge of the drinking classes!'
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charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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a good drink should be drunk, a good landlord shouldnt
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Andy Stocker
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Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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I like those sayings 
Makes me feel better about being a drunk bum 
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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 class
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johnboy1464
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Registered: 18th May 03
Location: west-yorkshire
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Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
Cheers And Beers To All Yorkshire  
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cocky
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Location: Newcastle
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
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I love beer.
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I love beer.
and the beer loves u
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cocky
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Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Newcastle
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richy who's dat in ur avatar?
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Sooty
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Its steve. He is gay
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cocky
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Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Newcastle
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steve who 
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Hillzlo
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Registered: 9th Nov 02
Location: Noitacol
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Steve '106' Williams.
[Edited on 29-05-2003 by Hillzlo]
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