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Chris@Speedfreex
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last nite,

i was engaing in sum dirty games

was enjoying it to say the least. anyway goin along as u do.
then she cud hear this squacking cuming from outside she stopped

anyway she looked out the window and there was a cat palying wiv a frog she was like "ahhhhhh, chris go and help it" me "yea in abit "

her "HES TRYING TO KILL IT, CHRIS GO AND HELP IT" so i had to gooutside in the bak gardewn at fuking 2:30am, stark bollck nackered and rescue this fuking frog from the cat................so i did. put the little thing bak in the pond.

by this time kerrys bruvva, had cum bak home, notice the bak door open. and locked it!!!!!!!!!!

by the time id got to the door again he'd gone............. i was stark bollock naked throwing stones at kerrys nans window as its her room thats on the bak of tha house, i eventually wake her up she cums down pissing her self and opens the door.

and wen i get bak upstairs, heres me still quite ready to carry on where i left off, and she'dgone to sleep noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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no luck matey
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oh dear! was it cold too?
Chris@Speedfreex
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yes very!!!!!!!! i did shrival up he went into hiding
ajscorsa
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poor you
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aww how cute. i dont know why lads find that embarrasing, cos i think its cute
Jason Iles
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aww wot a nightmare
Chris@Speedfreex
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got bak to nature tho
Craig W
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I'd have knocked one off into her pond, give the fish some real food.
Chris@Speedfreex
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
I'd have knocked one off into her pond, give the fish some real food.


was tempted to rape the frog
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
I'd have knocked one off into her pond, give the fish some real food.


unlucky m8
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frog rape is just not funny
DanielJ
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