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NovaGTE
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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11th Jun 03 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Need some for me and my mates to use as a laff on holiday;

best i used before was;
'Nice shoes, u wanna fuck?'

Didn't work for some reason
jay@ffwd
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11th Jun 03 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wanna fuck? or do you mind lying down while i have one.
Red_SXi
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is your name Janette..................

No............................

I thought you were Janette the best a man can get
Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Suck me beautiful"


In true American Pie style.
MatthewR
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you's the bomb!!!
Tommy
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know a m8 that pulled a fine bird by saying " So when " she said now n they went in the bogs n fucked
Red_SXi
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can you ride a horse...........

Yes....................

Enuff Said
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
"Suck me beautiful"


In true American Pie style.


Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ollie and Steve's chat up line is "I've just had a shipment of condoms. Do you take deliveries in the rear?"...
MatthewR
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11th Jun 03 at 10:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you a parking ticket? coz you got FINE all over you!!
NovaGTE
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11th Jun 03 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Start rubbing ure face,
she says 'What u doin?'
u say 'wipeing ure seat for l8r.'
Mikorsa16v
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11th Jun 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol @ sam
Pablo
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11th Jun 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is brilliant mate used it last week.......

Wanna come back to mine for Pizza dn sex...

She said Er no thanks

He said......why don't you like pizza??

LMAO
James
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11th Jun 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
better make it ur place im homeless
MatthewR
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11th Jun 03 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive heard theres a party in your mouth? Can i CUM please?
Corsa_Mel
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11th Jun 03 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive got a soft spot for u.. and its getting harder
Patrick
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11th Jun 03 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On a serious note. The best chat up line in my experience is.

"Hi, how are you doing? Can I get you a drink?"

If said correctly with the right facial expression you will stand 100 times more chance than any of the above!
NovaGTE
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11th Jun 03 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah but there only to use as a joke when pissed
GIBBS
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11th Jun 03 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
On a serious note. The best chat up line in my experience is.

"Hi, how are you doing? Can I get you a drink?"

If said correctly with the right facial expression you will stand 100 times more chance than any of the above!


how do we say it correctly, and what's the correct facial expression stud muffin
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GIBBS
how do we say it correctly, and what's the correct facial expression stud muffin


How ya doin! with a big smile!
Patrick
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11th Jun 03 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No Sam, that will recieve a
Patrick
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11th Jun 03 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GIBBS
how do we say it correctly, and what's the correct facial expression stud muffin



Said in an unsleazy, friendly way. With a friendly, welcoming face that doesn't say "I want to fuck you"!
NovaGTE
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11th Jun 03 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Would rather recieve a



[Edited on 11-06-2003 by NovaGTE]
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
No Sam, that will recieve a


Not if I do it!
Patrick
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11th Jun 03 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you do it, they must be male

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