cheeky c
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast
of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale
recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father
many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both
swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped
overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male
was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before
they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant
to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow
job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm
when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it
into his mate, so 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
everytime one unloads..
And you wonder why the ocean is so salty...?
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