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Sam
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1. Know anything about a car except its colour

2. Go 24 hours without sending a text message

3. Throw

4. Run

5. Park

6. Fart

7. Read a map

8. Resist Ikea

9. Sit still

10. Eat a kebab whilst walking

11. Pee out of a train window

12. Argue without shouting

13. Get told off without crying

14. Understand fruit machines

15. Walk past a shoe shop

16. Make a decent bacon sandwich

17. Not comment on a strangers clothes

18. Use small amounts of toilet paper

19. Drink a pint gracefully

20. Get a round in

21. Throw a punch

22. Do magic

23. Enjoy porn

24. Eat a really hot curry

25. Get to the point

26. Buy plain envelopes

27. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

28. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

29. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

30. Assemble furniture

31. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

32. Set a video recorder

33. Watch a war film

34. Understand why flirting results in violence

35. Spend a day by themselves

36. Go to the toilet by themselves

37. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket

38. Choose a video quickly

39. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
Hillzlo
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Seen before

I can name a few my girlfriend can do. Oh, and she makes a killer bacon sarnie
Sam
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Bet she can't do no. 39
Daimo B
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i'll agree with a lot of them
Chris@Speedfreex
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agree wiv 38 of em, the dragon can make a wiked bacon sarnie
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris@Speedfreex
agree wiv 38 of em, the dragon can make a wiked bacon sarnie


PMSL!
Chris@Speedfreex
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i cant park hehehehehe !!!! u right my purse dont fit in pocket hehehe
Icy
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Heather
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Understand fruit machines


Definatly can't do !
Jason Iles
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essexgirlracer
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wot bollox most of that r lies i fink i no more about cars except the color
Adam-D
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do you realy?
Hillzlo
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quote:
Originally posted by essexgirlracer
wot bollox most of that r lies i fink i no more about cars except the color


39. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
drunkenfool
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my ex used to enjoy her porn
toops
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lol near enuff all of them are resembled to me

 
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