Jill
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Registered: 8th Jun 01
Location: Aylesbury, BUCKS
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, d**n motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
JILL 
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Super_si
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Registered: 4th Mar 01
Location: lurkin' somewhere........................
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they are really shit
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greycorsa
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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i wud never be able to do any of them without LMAO
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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must try a few
specially the pushing the red buttons one
my favorite is as you get off hit all the buttons grin at passengers and bugger off!
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Andy Morley
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Registered: 2nd Apr 02
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Jill
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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how about farting and stinking the place out while the doors shut?
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corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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^^ original 
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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yes fuck nut.
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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read it before,
found em really funny,
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Rico3k
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Registered: 2nd May 03
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i can't stop laughing man oh god gotta try some of them in college tomorrow  thanks
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