ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting pink dress,
sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape
exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl,
the gorilla goes mental. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one
hand and both feet, he grunts loudly and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the woman in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor thing some more. The husband tells her she should
pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom and play along.
She does, and the Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little more skin. She does, and the Gorilla is now about to tear the bars
down.
"Now try lifting your dress up. Show off your thighs and sort of fan it at
him," he says.
This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing back flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her
in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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