Phil Hall
Member
Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
User status: Offline
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This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex
>>life even more fantastic.
>>As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can
>>only win.
>>
>>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
>>as
>>you.
>>
>>Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
>>forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the
>>top
>>of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you
will
>>receive 823,542 women through the post.
>>
>>Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
>> 0.5 miss worlds
>> 2.5 models
>> 463 wild nymphos
>> 3,234 good-looking nymphos
>> 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
>> 40,198 bi-sexual women
>>
>>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and
>>tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
>>original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
>>you.
>>
>>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>>
>>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
>>sent
>>her off in, with the same old migraine attack,and the accusatorial
>>expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd
>>been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
>>with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
>>
>>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
>>has
>>already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
>>exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>>
>>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>>
>>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife.
No
>>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
>>only
>>interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
>>grumpy
>>mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
>>
>>Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
>>
>>PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
>>
>>PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
>>prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
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