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Adam_B
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4th Jul 03 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Talkin to this guy last nite outside work about his new mini cooper s. Then he starts askin me about my Corsa, so say -

"not done much to it but im gettin a 2.0 16v fitted in 2 weeks, should be about 155bhp." He replies with -

"155, that not much considering its a 2 litre, my minis only a 1.6 and that makes over 160bhp." So i say "yeah but the 2 litres about a 12 yr old design, plus your engines supercharged."

He says - "what do you mean supercharged? is that like nitrous?"

I know im not the cleverest person in the world, but at least i make sure i know whats making everthing go round under the bonnet!! Had me chuckling all nite that one He was a right toff as well

[Edited on 04-07-2003 by Adam_B]
Ojc
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4th Jul 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you sure it was a Cooper-S and not just a Cooper?

Cooper is 110bhp and the Cooper-S is 167bhp.
Cooper-S Works is 210bhp
Adam_B
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4th Jul 03 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Deffinitly a stock cooper S, had the badges and the stupid looking bonnet vent.

It was just the way he was talking to me like i was a piece of dirt, then he went all quiet when i pointed out it was supercharged he was all


[Edited on 04-07-2003 by Adam_B]
Kris TD
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just reply with, if i superchraged my engine it would make over 200 bhp,
Sam
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Tell him to stick his supercharger up his ass!
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I hate people that are cocky about their car and don't even know what is under the bonnet...

Some girl told me her Zetec-S was a sports car, and why didn't I get rid of my corsa and get a proper car
AndyW
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
I hate people that are cocky about their car and don't even know what is under the bonnet...

Some girl told me her Zetec-S was a sports car, and why didn't I get rid of my corsa and get a proper car


yea tim why dont you?
Tiger
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4th Jul 03 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mini Cooper S bonnet vernt =

Whale Shark -
Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by novaless18
quote:
Originally posted by Tim
I hate people that are cocky about their car and don't even know what is under the bonnet...

Some girl told me her Zetec-S was a sports car, and why didn't I get rid of my corsa and get a proper car


yea tim why dont you?


Yes I need more bhp than you...
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
I hate people that are cocky about their car and don't even know what is under the bonnet...

Some girl told me her Zetec-S was a sports car, and why didn't I get rid of my corsa and get a 3-door car



yes
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PMSL

ZETEC S: JUST SAY NO !!!!!
sxi boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
ZETEC S: JUST SAY NO !!!!!


thats my saying and u know it
IntaCepta
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its too much effort to set these people right. I just let them believe what they already think they know.

You get alot of people like this in Uni.

I remebered someone in a mx5 (import)
with 200,000km + on the clocks. Its was badly damaged. bodywork + interior.

he tried to do a donut, but stalled the engine. then at startup, attempted to do a 3point turn back in the correct direction and stalled when in reverse...

I couldn't hold my laughter in for long.
Kris TD
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like my mate u recons his bro has a 3l twin turbo scooby thing is he honestly believed it, didnt have the heart too tell him his bro was proper bullshitting him, haha
Adam_B
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What do u rekon would win in a race ? The 2.0 16v corsa or the cooper s ? Obviously the mini is more powerful but surly it weighs about 4 tonnes comming from BMW
Romford Astra
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unladen weight of a mini S is 2678Kg

Corsa, e.g a 1.0 12v club is 895 kg
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What engine was he planning on using??

Personnally, i think the Supercharged Minis are cool. I'd love to own one. Poncy peashooter exhausts, but just think.

Set of 18"s, neaten the bodywork up a bit, new exhaust, and spend te ££ on teh engine.

Sure u could see 250bhp from it Esp if factory are gettnig nearly 215bhp from it!
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Daimo B
What engine was he planning on using??

Personnally, i think the Supercharged Minis are cool. I'd love to own one. Poncy peashooter exhausts, but just think.

Set of 18"s, neaten the bodywork up a bit, new exhaust, and spend te ££ on teh engine.

Sure u could see 250bhp from it Esp if factory are gettnig nearly 215bhp from it!


I live about 5 minutes away from the factory! Bloody Mini's are everywhere around here!
Daimo B
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Its a mini adventure
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Romford Astra
unladen weight of a mini S is 2678Kg

Corsa, e.g a 1.0 12v club is 895 kg


Are you sure its 2678??? That makes it heavier than my dads old Galaxy V6 with people in!
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It's probable 2678 lbs...
Romford Astra
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1175Kg then, and that was lbs.....



oh what a fool!

well it would help if they actualy stated that on the website! I go by Kg's for cars......but pounds and ounces for food, bloody european rules!
Cybermonkey
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Yes blame it on the EU. Everyone else does! its quite lardy if the kerb weight is 1175kg.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kris TD
like my mate u recons his bro has a 3l twin turbo scooby thing is he honestly believed it, didnt have the heart too tell him his bro was proper bullshitting him, haha



you get twin turbo forrester though
Fraser Young
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5th Jul 03 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Tell him to stick his supercharger up his ass!
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