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sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 05:38

just got sent this made me laugh

How to Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural advocado oil,leave on
hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10
minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake
body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom
wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How to Shower Like A Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake knob at
her making woo-hoo sound.

Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your *ss.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make f*rt
noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make
shampoo mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off.
Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave
shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom
with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at
her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed

corsa_godfather

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6th Jul 03 at 08:20

haha like it

Shelly

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6th Jul 03 at 08:22

quite true really, except my shower gel is ted baker woman

kinkycorsa

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6th Jul 03 at 08:49

Cole

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Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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6th Jul 03 at 09:05

oh so true

sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 16:03

Sooty

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6th Jul 03 at 16:05

ey up its chris may

sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 16:09

ey up its richy kerby

Lynny

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6th Jul 03 at 16:09

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

Marc D

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6th Jul 03 at 16:12

fuckin class

sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 16:19

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

Sooty

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6th Jul 03 at 16:19

Lynny

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6th Jul 03 at 16:20

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

Sooty

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6th Jul 03 at 16:21

pmsl

unlucky chris

sxi boy

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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6th Jul 03 at 16:21

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

Sooty

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6th Jul 03 at 16:22

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

You just did mate

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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6th Jul 03 at 16:26

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

u cud, but that wud jst b a lie

sxi boy

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
Location: north east Drives: clio 182
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6th Jul 03 at 16:28

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

u cud, but that wud jst b a lie

yeh its laughable really

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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6th Jul 03 at 16:29

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

u cud, but that wud jst b a lie

yeh its laughable really

ur penis is laughable? i feel i shud ask kerby or steve about this

sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 16:32

its hilarious

Lynny

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6th Jul 03 at 16:34

sxi boy

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6th Jul 03 at 16:38

della 03

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6th Jul 03 at 16:41

yeh i think thats quite true, but i like it.

groom

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6th Jul 03 at 16:55

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by Blode

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
ey up its richy kerby

how come u can call him kerby but im not allowed

because im special

thats what the doctors have been sayin for years

i cud make sum cheesy comment about my penis being huge here, but i wont

u cud, but that wud jst b a lie

yeh its laughable really

ur penis is laughable? i feel i shud ask kerby or steve about this

is this the longest quote in cs history

[Edited on 06-07-2003 by groom]

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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6th Jul 03 at 16:59

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