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Craig W

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Registered: 31st Oct 00
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11th Jul 03 at 14:46

The shame of it... barred from Pizza Hut

I was sitting eating some lunch with my girlfriend, miding my own business when i feel something hit my back. Some dappy sod had loaded his plate up from the buffet, bumped into a waitress and i ended up with the contents of his plate down my back. Luckily it wasn't any sloshy crap, just pizza.
My natural reaction was to get up and smack him over the forehead with my spatular, my anger sooned turned to amusment when it made the loudest slapping noise ever. He stood there like he didn't know the time of day & i just burst into a fit of laughter.
My girlfriend wasn't impressed & was extremley embarrassed, the whole restaurant was looking and some didn't know whether to laugh or look away.
I was asked kindly not to return again, so i finished my lunch, apologised to the people sitting near me & departed.

sxi boy

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11th Jul 03 at 14:48

chris_uk

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11th Jul 03 at 14:49

dont u just hate it wen u are really pissed of and summin hilarious happens and you try to keep laughing inside u ! very hard to do !

Voyto

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11th Jul 03 at 14:49

Steve

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11th Jul 03 at 14:49

wtf what made u think to smack him over the head with a spatula?

3CorsaMeal

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11th Jul 03 at 14:49

i stole the sweet factory from pizza hut and never dared to go back

Ben

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11th Jul 03 at 14:49

pmsl at spatular!

CraigyG

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11th Jul 03 at 14:50

so u got barred 4 laughin

[Edited on 11-07-2003 by Craig-CorsaGSI]

Super_si

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11th Jul 03 at 14:50

Craig you are an animal

Ben

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11th Jul 03 at 14:51

3 CS , how the fcuk did u get away with that , u mean the ice cream machine

its plugged into wall!

i used to love their ice cream

Ojc

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11th Jul 03 at 14:52

Si, you are ghey.

Tom

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11th Jul 03 at 14:52

i'm nearly crying here

lmao

3CorsaMeal

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11th Jul 03 at 14:53

quote:
Originally posted by Ben- (yorkshire)
3 CS , how the fcuk did u get away with that , u mean the ice cream machine its plugged into wall!

i used to love their ice cream

i emptyed all the sweets into a big bag and ran off, it was in my youth

was about 16yrs

Ojc

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11th Jul 03 at 14:54

That ice cream factory ice cream tastes rank.

Paul_J

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11th Jul 03 at 14:57

hehe I remember when my mate got in a fight with this dick head who chucked a ketchup onto his lap (opened ketchup) - in a mcdonalds.

My mate got up and said 'Come on then you prick' ... my mate who was pretty good at karate, started trying to do all these karate kicks and moves in a crowded mcdonalds hehe.

the 2 fought for a min or two, then the guy who started it (the dick head) ran off (probably crying - with his mates following close behind) ...

My mate then got up on top of one of the tables and said to everyone in the place 'I'm sorry for that, I hope I haven't ruined your meal, thanks'

To which 2 grannys and a couple of nerds in the corner of the room started clapping.

hahaha

was a funny sight

Paul J

3CorsaMeal

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11th Jul 03 at 14:57

the sweets were good, thought stealing ice cream would be a tad messy

Craig W

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11th Jul 03 at 14:57

quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
wtf what made u think to smack him over the head with a spatula?

I didn't want to punch him because there were families present and it was packed, it was either the spatular or my girlfriends handbag. The spatular had the desired effect.

I'll never forget his expression, he looked like he'd just been tango'd.

Ojc

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11th Jul 03 at 14:58

I want to steal ice cream from my local Paki shop.

Chris P

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11th Jul 03 at 15:13

Do it then Ollie

vibrio

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11th Jul 03 at 15:15

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
The shame of it... barred from Pizza Hut

I was sitting eating some lunch with my girlfriend, miding my own business when i feel something hit my back. Some dappy sod had loaded his plate up from the buffet, bumped into a waitress and i ended up with the contents of his plate down my back. Luckily it wasn't any sloshy crap, just pizza.
My natural reaction was to get up and smack him over the forehead with my spatular, my anger sooned turned to amusment when it made the loudest slapping noise ever. He stood there like he didn't know the time of day & i just burst into a fit of laughter.
My girlfriend wasn't impressed & was extremley embarrassed, the whole restaurant was looking and some didn't know whether to laugh or look away.
I was asked kindly not to return again, so i finished my lunch, apologised to the people sitting near me & departed.

you should have informed the manager to GTF

Trotty

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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
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11th Jul 03 at 20:03

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
The shame of it... barred from Pizza Hut

I was sitting eating some lunch with my girlfriend, miding my own business when i feel something hit my back. Some dappy sod had loaded his plate up from the buffet, bumped into a waitress and i ended up with the contents of his plate down my back. Luckily it wasn't any sloshy crap, just pizza.
My natural reaction was to get up and smack him over the forehead with my spatular, my anger sooned turned to amusment when it made the loudest slapping noise ever. He stood there like he didn't know the time of day & i just burst into a fit of laughter.
My girlfriend wasn't impressed & was extremley embarrassed, the whole restaurant was looking and some didn't know whether to laugh or look away.
I was asked kindly not to return again, so i finished my lunch, apologised to the people sitting near me & departed.

Quality!

stacy

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Registered: 28th Aug 02
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11th Jul 03 at 20:08

haha how funny u made my nite was a bit down b4 that!!!