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Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:27

discuss

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:28

i know i know

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:29

i know wot u voted to jaffa u naughty boy

Wolfy

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11th Jul 03 at 23:29

Soild soiled pants

Trotty

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11th Jul 03 at 23:29

I voted for soiled pants... just because it made me chuckle

BeArDy

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11th Jul 03 at 23:29

pubes for defo

come on jaffa i have all my money running on u

you better hope a pray its nothing bad

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:30

I shouold know - but her wont teach me the bewitched dances so I dont liek him nemore - Kerry Ivbe posted mien and stubbsys cheques off this morning - Jaffa's arsing about still

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:31

he just told me he sent it today along with a little surprise

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:32

first class post so should be there sat or mon

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:34

used condom - couldnt be unless it was used for a posh w4nk
naked photo - maybe - but he'd have to get his sister or mum to take the picture - so unlikely
school girl uniform - he has a fetish for these - but cant get a schoolgirl to give him theirs
sponge to clean his car - what sponge - he made me clean his car for his max shoot and didnt even proivide me with a sponge
pubes - he has none - as well as being a Jaffa ( and having a low sperm count - he hasnt developed pubic hair apart from on his chin
soiled pants - most likely...?;'[#

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:34

oooooooo i cant wait

Drew

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11th Jul 03 at 23:35

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
pubes - he has none -

how u know?

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:36

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
used condom - couldnt be unless it was used for a posh w4nk
naked photo - maybe - but he'd have to get his sister or mum to take the picture - so unlikely
school girl uniform - he has a fetish for these - but cant get a schoolgirl to give him theirs
sponge to clean his car - what sponge - he made me clean his car for his max shoot and didnt even proivide me with a sponge
pubes - he has none - as well as being a Jaffa ( and having a low sperm count - he hasnt developed pubic hair apart from on his chin
soiled pants - most likely...?;'[#

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:36

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
used condom - couldnt be unless it was used for a posh w4nk
naked photo - maybe - but he'd have to get his sister or mum to take the picture - so unlikely lies - ex bird has these!
school girl uniform - he has a fetish for these - but cant get a schoolgirl to give him theirs - will give it a go
sponge to clean his car - what sponge - he made me clean his car for his max shoot and didnt even proivide me with a sponge - when you freee again its getting dirty
pubes - he has none - as well as being a Jaffa ( and having a low sperm count - he hasnt developed pubic hair apart from on his chin) ginger hbeard
soiled pants - most likely...?;'[# ssssshhhhh i told you not to tell about my problem

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:40

I saw his nipples yesterday - infact Ive seen his nipples far too many times and feel it has now damaged my mind -

infct he had a competition that involved my g/f's tongue and his nipples - which upset me

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:41

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
I saw his nipples yesterday - infact Ive seen his nipples far too many times and feel it has now damaged my mind -

infct he had a competition that involved my g/f's tongue and his nipples - which upset me

one you phoned me at some ungodly hour
two it was hot

that was a weird competition

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:42

looks like im wearin a school uniform to donny south then

it can be arranged

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:42

have u seen thta ap performance post yet then - r u gonn come down nd meet them sometime - do u knowwhat Stubbsy having done there/ and what Im haviong done as well

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:43

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
looks like im wearin a school uniform to donny south then

it can be arranged

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:44

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
have u seen thta ap performance post yet then - r u gonn come down nd meet them sometime - do u knowwhat Stubbsy having done there/ and what Im haviong done as well

skim read and got heard what dunc has said and

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:44

Kerry can u sort out the prking arrangements b4 hand - if u wear that I want to be as far as possible away from Jaffa - he talks jibberish when he's either horny or drunk - Id rather not be assosciated withhim on the day

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:45

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
Kerry can u sort out the prking arrangements b4 hand - if u wear that I want to be as far as possible away from Jaffa - he talks jibberish when he's either horny or drunk - Id rather not be assosciated withhim on the day

gibberish my arse

Kerry

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11th Jul 03 at 23:47

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
Kerry can u sort out the prking arrangements b4 hand - if u wear that I want to be as far as possible away from Jaffa - he talks jibberish when he's either horny or drunk - Id rather not be assosciated withhim on the day

i thought that was normal

RichR

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11th Jul 03 at 23:49

right thats it - Im selling up, buying a saxo and going on ssc's stand - so as to get further away from him

jaffa

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11th Jul 03 at 23:53

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
right thats it - Im selling up, buying a saxo and going on ssc's stand - so as to get further away from him

quite fancy a VTS

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