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Lynny
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Two brooms were going to get married, before the ceromony, the bride broom said to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk broom."
The groom broom said to the bride broom, "How can that be possible? we haven't even swept together!"'


Lynny
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What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

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u need help
Lynny
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yes
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Lynny
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Dogs and Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.


How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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i fear lynn needs a man............. now
Lynny
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i have one , hes very weird tho

[Edited on 18-07-2003 by Blode]
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Lynny
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Sooty
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is it just me or has that diet coke bottle lost some more coke?
Corsa Sport Gav
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LMAO..... ive just been told im dead thin.....
Lynny
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lol its just u
Sooty
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im fat
Lynny
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u r not fat
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
im fat


wen u expecting it?
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Punto_Gav
quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
im fat


wen u expecting it?


GAVIN!!!!!
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*looks around* wot?
Lynny
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Lynny
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well hello there icy sir, and how r u on this fine evening?
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hello miss lynn am bit bored jus now dam moths everywhere bro has caught 6big ones in a bottle and how r u this borin morning?
Lynny
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i am alreet ta, jst very tired and very bored
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