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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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23rd Jul 03 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving

her a sponge bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a response
on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her
husband and explained
what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds,
maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and
went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor
flatlined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses ran into the room.
The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants,
and said, "I think she
choked!"
BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
Location: Sheffield
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wacko corsaboy
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Location: York, uk
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jo_corsa
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Location: Luton
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
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old
Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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But still good.
Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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Gary GSi
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Registered: 30th Oct 02
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