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FW: What cinema films teach us...
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> > > > > 1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well
within
the
> > > price
> > > > > range of most people-whether they are employed or not.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire
to
> >cut.
> > > You
> > > > > will always choose the right one.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
> > > > > communications system of any invading alien society.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a
fight
> > > involving
> > > > > martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you
one
by
> > > one
> > > by
> > > > > dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked
out
> > > their
> > > > > predecessors.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in
your
> > > bedroom
> > > > > will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a
world
> > > expert
> > > > > on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8) Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned
down
> > > three
> > > > > days before their retirement.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill
their
> > > arch
> > > > > enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley
systems,
> > > > >
> > > > > deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow
their
> > > > > captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach
the
> >armpit
> > > > > level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying
beside
> >her.
> > > > >
> > > > > 11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of
French
> > > bread.
> > > > >
> > > > > 12) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is
someone
> > > in
> > > > > the control tower to talk you down.
> > > > >
> > > > > 13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while
scuba
> >diving.
> > > > >
> > > > > 14) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war
unless you
> > > make
> > > > > the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart
back
> >home.
> > > > >
> > > > > 15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or
Russian
> > > officer,
> > > > > it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or
Russian
> > > accent
> > > > > will do.
> > > > >
> > > > > 16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
> > > > >
> > > > > 17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating,
> > > but
> > > > > will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
> > > > >
> > > > > 18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be
thrown
> > > through
> > > it
> > > > > before long.
> > > > >
> > > > > 19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate
any
> > > strange
> > > > > noises in their most revealing underwear.
> > > > >
> > > > > 20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will
always
> > > say:
> > > > > "Enter Password Now."
> > > > >
> > > > > 21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
> >necessary
> > > to
> > > > > turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every
few
> > > moments.
> > > > >
> > > > > 22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large
> > > red
> > > > > readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
> > > > >
> > > > > 23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended
> >from
> > > > > duty.
> > > > >
> > > > > 24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone
you
meet
> > > will
> > > > > know all the steps.
> > > > >
> > > > > 25) Police departments give their officers personality tests
to
make
> > > sure
> > > > > they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total
> >opposite.
> > > > >
> > > > > 26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer
to
> >speak
> > > to
> > > > > each other in English.
> >
> >
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