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Sam
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Email I just got:

"Few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied,
"You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need
a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a
piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

(Scroll down to see what a 710 is)
graeme-corsa
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wtf that just proves the blond stereotype
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Cybermonkey
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thats excellent!!!
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Gareth_H
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Quality
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not amused
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thats because you are woman right?
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
thats because you are woman right?


i am also a woman left.
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and a fucking comedian!
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
and a fucking comedian!


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i thought you were all woman
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i am all woman, but i also have a left as well as a right
BabyBlade
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LMAO
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again haha
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