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Nismo

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Step1: wait untill the cat falls asleep and stck a very sticky sticker on its head.

Step 2: wait for cat to wake up and notice.

Step 3: Rip sticker off really really fast.

Step 4: move away

[Edited on 07-08-2003 by Nismo]

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mental

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u should be reported

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i was bored

, tomorrow is how to piss the dog off.

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that should be interesting

that last pic is quality...can almost hear the car screaming

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pised the dog off today will post the steps later.

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u culd try my method

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quote:
Originally posted by marshall
step 5: post pics and expect call from RSPCA

cool imagine going to the santry i wonder how many i piss off there.

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another way is t get a hair band mums / sis's/ gfs etc. big fluffy one and put it over your cats tail right to the base. they go made over it

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carrier bag round the neck is the best as the rustling drives them mad and no matter how hard they run they cant get away from it!

cut the toe bit out of my sock and made it into a balaclave for ther cat, had mouth and eye holes plus holes for the ears! ended up looking like a terrorist cat!

funny as fuk tho!

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LMAO

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quote:
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u culd try my method

LOL i did this will all three of my cats, had a race, see which one walked backwards the fastest

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u lot are sick, but, very very funny

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how to piss a dog off.

step 1) approach dog quietly

Step 2) quickly fold ears back

Step 3) dog shakes head and starts his anger approach

Step 4) do not go to dog as this happens

Final procedure - get out of dogs way

[Edited on 07-08-2003 by Nismo]

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And for his next trick, Nismo shows the pics of where his pets attack him!

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ur dog is well possesed in the 3 one!

lol

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u should go on a sky 1 programm called:

'when good pet owners go bad!'

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Looks like your dog is just yawning to me

[Edited on 08-08-2003 by Stoneyginger]

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it does, but when he gets angry he opens his mouth in an attempt to scare.

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Crazy fool...

Tomoz how to piss off a rabbit!! LMAO

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tomorrow will be how to piss off a bird or failing to catch one how to piss off a family member

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