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T1NK

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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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7th Aug 03 at 23:23

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bar-steward stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to ****
But I'm out of paper

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And **** my pants!

Some people come here to take a ****,
I came here to leave one.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull**** on the walls...

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to **** out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away

graeme-corsa

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Registered: 4th Jul 03
Location: leeds
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8th Aug 03 at 07:45

ajscorsa

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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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8th Aug 03 at 09:11

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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8th Aug 03 at 09:12

i played toilet tennis yesterday in the bogs at work.

T1NK

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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
User status: Offline

8th Aug 03 at 13:24

how do ya play toilet tennis????

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