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Pablo
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18th Aug 03 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
>1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
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>2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
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>3. Your last name stays put.
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>4. The garage is all yours.
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>5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
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>7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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>8. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
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>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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>10. Same work .. more pay.
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>11. Wrinkles-add character.
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>12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
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>13. Wedding Dress ?2000; Wedding suit rental ?100.
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>14. If you retain water, it's in a bottle.
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>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
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>16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
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>18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
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>19. A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase
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>20. You can open all your own jars.
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>21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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>22. Your underwear is ?10 for a three-pack.
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>23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
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>24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
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>25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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>26. You can quietly watch a game with your friend for hours
> without ever thinking... "He must be mad at me."
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>27. No maxi-pads.
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>28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
> just might become lifelong friends.
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>29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five
> colours.
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>30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
> on a bolt.
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>31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
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>32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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>33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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>34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
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>35. You can "do" your nails with a pen knife.
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>36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in 15 minutes.
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>37. The world is your urinal.
Wolfy
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blond men aint stupid!
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best thread since ive been here!
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quality
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kinkycorsa
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that i have to agree it probably mostly true
Jason Iles
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ROFLAO nice 1
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NovaGTE
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to true
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19th Aug 03 at 10:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You lot wouldn't cope being women anyway...
Pablo
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19th Aug 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
You lot wouldn't cope being women anyway...


This is also true!
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women are Touble

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
You lot wouldn't cope being women anyway...
Shelly
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19th Aug 03 at 10:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How would you cope bleeding for a week
Pablo
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19th Aug 03 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Depends how big the cut is, my nipple bled for three days when I had it peirced but all in the past now took it out on Sunday!!

[Edited on 19-08-2003 by B4RVO]
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I didnt mean from a cut Paulos
Pablo
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Yesh but I did...
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HAVING A PERIOD PAULOS
Pablo
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I do not have periods!
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I do... what i'm saying is I don't think men would cope with it.
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
How would you cope bleeding for a week


I know wot u were saying but I can't see this ever happening and so I do not have to worry bout it.....
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Sex change op
Pablo
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Hmmm I could do....................but nah think I'll stick to me!!
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