Fraser Young
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How low would you go for 100 000 squid?
Watching sky one, put idea in me head!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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i'd suck a horses ear
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
How low would you go for 100 000 squid?
your mum 
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
How low would you go for 100 000 squid?
your mum
That is low! I've not spoken to her, in quite some time!
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Colin
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Originally posted by VenomTurbo
i'd suck a horses ear
Id suck a horses dick for £100K
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Tiger
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Not sure for £100,000 but for a million quid id do anything other than incest.
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Savinforcorsaproject
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Ok for £100,000 wud u Lick a Horses Asre for 3 mins right after he just had a $hit ?
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J da Silva
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yesh
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Trotty
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 For £100,000 - GTF
For £1,000,000 maybe 
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Colin
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Originally posted by Savinforcorsaproject
Ok for £100,000 wud u Lick a Horses Asre for 3 mins right after he just had a $hit ?
Hmmm
Dont think id last 3 minutes
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Colin
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Dont think the horse would last 3 minutes either
[Edited on 22-08-2003 by Colin J]
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Trotty
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LMAO
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Trotty
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Oooooook then, for £100,000 would you....
Go down on your nan  (Assuming she's still alive, bonus £££ if she's not )
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Kerry
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i would shag an 'oss for fotty quid meh av u seen the size of his penis
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Trotty
Oooooook then, for £100,000 would you....
Go down on your nan (Assuming she's still alive, bonus £££ if she's not )
thats comment of the week.
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Kerry
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"The Horse and the chicken"
Once upon a time there were a horse and a chicken who were good friends They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him.
The chicken thought for a minute, then ran away. The chicken ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's 633csi BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole, where the horse had almost disappeared by now.
The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!"
The chicken just said, " don't mention it - That's what friends are for!!" They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barnyard. A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard.
The horse followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene: There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped.
The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight. And the farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here,my friend, grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!"
With its last bit of energy,the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-penis and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!" The horse just smiled. And what is the moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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J da Silva
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kerry an osses rod wud give u internal bleedin
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Colin
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Ouuugh.......couldnt do that man, she's me nan
She did however catch me having a wank once so I just shut my eyes and kept going
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Trotty
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Originally posted by Colin J
She did however catch me having a wank once so I just shut my eyes and kept going
Ewwwww
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J da Silva
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funny if she gave u a blow job, u'd cum in her mouth n when she pulls away u'd be walkin round with her false teeth still on ya cock
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Colin
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Originally posted by VenomTurbo
funny if she gave u a blow job, u'd cum in her mouth n when she pulls away u'd be walkin round with her false teeth still on ya cock
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Kerry
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read my story then 
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PainZ
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Registered: 28th Jun 02
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willay please remove your self from cs
and get back to the geek fest!
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
read my story then
I did
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M4tt
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
read my story then
tis funny...
where's my BMW ?
[Edited on 22-08-2003 by M4tt]
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