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Andy Stocker
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Marc
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25th Aug 03 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Some are loud and dont smell and some are silent but smell.
Fraser Young
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25th Aug 03 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Women dont understand how funny they are...
Andy Stocker
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I'm currently in a phase of rank eggy ones
WaNtEd_CoRsA
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some are loud and smell some are silent and dont smell
Icy
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Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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i jus did a double one
Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I'm currently in a phase of rank eggy ones


Stella arse by anychance?
Colin
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Mates do it all the time in the car - bastids
Blame it on the dog at home
Can get ugly if they follow thru
Adam_B
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25th Aug 03 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Chunky kit kats set me off
Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Trotty
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I'm currently in a phase of rank eggy ones


Stella arse by anychance?


No beer was used in the making of this 'production'
A curry, lots of wheat & a posh noodle have been consumed though.
Just call me 'bubbleguts'
Fraser Young
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25th Aug 03 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

see when uve been on the piss had a kebab an the lot, an get into bed with ure covers on, then in the mornin when u peel ure covers back... I hate that... lol
Super_si
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25th Aug 03 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Protein ones are the worst :lol i can vouch for that
Jason
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
Chunky kit kats set me off
as i am witnessing now
X3DOS


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25th Aug 03 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lets not talk about farts.
Stoneyginger
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25th Aug 03 at 16:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine tend to be relatively long when i get a good one just got to moderate the release rate
Icy
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no if u get a long airy one u gotta split it up like a machine gun
tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat
Stoneyginger
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25th Aug 03 at 16:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

@ Icy
Icy
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25th Aug 03 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

know what i mean
or the ones against a seat n rips out

 
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