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KENNY THE ROOSTER
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks
Badly. So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they
have a rooster that they would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny.
He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."
Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the
Farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but
first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself
You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time
and
Have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house
and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the
hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the
lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
won't even last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle
of the yard,mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking
straight up in the air with Buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive
animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace
yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done
to yourself."
Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the
sky above and says,
"Shut it, you're scarin' the fanny away."
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