Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up
to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other
and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate
love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?"asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I just killed
the cow!".
  
[Edited on 30-08-2003 by J-Me]
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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I like that one...
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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stuyw
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: North West Drives: Rev3 MR2 Turbo
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quality that m8
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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whats not funny about that
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troubled_corsa
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
Location: nottingham
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