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-Aliba-
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16th Sep 03 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Started washing it, and spilt the bucket of water over.......... this did not amuse me!

so, i goes back in the house, fills it back up, walks round the corner of the house and next thing "whacka" i'm on my arse. Walked into my bedroom window which i left open. Knew straight away that i had gashed my head open, so i gets up, boots utter sh1t out of some stuff on the way back into the house to grab a towel. Blood pishing out everywhere. Still not amused ......... all i could think about was missing the rangers game!!

Goes to hospital and eventually gets seen to by a nurse blonde big tits type and she decides to clean it out....... holy fnuk...... was in more pain than i was in my crash!!!!!! still not amused. And the tit then decides to say "oh, its bleeding again!" - WTF do you expect!!!

Eventually gets seen to and all they done was clean it up and glued it shut! Was in for ages just foir fuckn glue!!!

Feel like the hospital is my second home with all this bother recently.
Oh, and i'm back in 2moro to get screws out of my jaws, then in on thursday for physio on my neck!

So, i now have a 2 inch gash up my heed to add to my injuries!
But hey, the fitba was good
Munchie
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16th Sep 03 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i bet u look sexy sorry to hear all dat mate!!!!

give da nurse 1 from me!!!!
Corsa Sport Gav
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16th Sep 03 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i hope u hav summat good happen to u... cos u always hav bad shit happenin to u
troubled_corsa
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16th Sep 03 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit. sorry to hear that m8. someones cursing you
Mistamist
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16th Sep 03 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont worry girls love scars!

The more Freddy Crugar like the better!
troubled_corsa
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16th Sep 03 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
misdotcom do u smoke a bit of green?
-Aliba-
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17th Sep 03 at 00:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
girls love scars so i know aint hindered me yet

dont know what it is........ just cant seem to avoid all this shit.

Still waiting to see a dentist aswell!!!!

9 weeks on thursday since it all happened!

And munchie........ what nurse???? theres that many wish my camera for my fone was working then yous might think i was walking into windows deliberately though
Munchie
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17th Sep 03 at 00:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive shagged a nurse.she was about 49....ONLY MESSIN ADAM KINDNESS FELLA!!!!!
kerzo
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17th Sep 03 at 00:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well at least the 'gers won!!!
Jason
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17th Sep 03 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and thats all that matters
-Aliba-
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17th Sep 03 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
49 fat n ugly no doubt

All i was thinking about was missing the bus or not getting to the football altogether.... but i made it ok
StuartVRS
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sounds like im having same luck as u mate. i tripped over and cut my arm bad last week, saturday night my dog had to be put down, monday 10 mins b4 work finishes for the day i crush 2 fingers in a machine and end up in casualty 4 3 hours and have got 2 fractures and a very nasty cut as a result cant use my right hand 4 at least a week
combat_sri
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17th Sep 03 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good chance for you to learn left handed wankin then
-Aliba-
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dannycorsa c
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17th Sep 03 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u must be tall if u walked intro ur bedroom window
-Aliba-
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17th Sep 03 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah, my bedroom window opens from the bottom, so its kinda like this \

Its about 6 foot from the outside when opened up....... and whacka i walk into it!!!! have always put a scarf or something on it when its open so nobody walks into it....... but i didnt this time tough shit i suppose
CORSA NUT
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17th Sep 03 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kin ell mate!

You have nae luck.
-Aliba-
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17th Sep 03 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tell mw about it!!!

I'll put a new post up about my hospital visit today

 
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