Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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One day a police constable sees David Beckham walking around town with
nothing on except his boots.
The officer says "David, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"
Beckham replies "Well officer, it's a long story!"
The police constable says that he isn't in a hurry and that Becks should tell the story.
Beckham continues "Well officer, me and Victoria was down on the farm
and we started cuddling. Victoria said we should go in the barn and we did.
Inside the barn we started kissing and cuddling and things got
pretty hot and heavy, well Victoria said that we should go up on the
hill. So we did.
Up on the hill we started kissing and cuddling and then Victoria
took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same.
Well, I took off all my clothes except my boots.
Then Victoria lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "David, go to town."
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