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Author If you could fart on someone's face, who's face would it be?
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As above.
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Yours!
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Likewise!
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the queen.
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the queen.


Don't be so rude, it's Ollie's birthday today!
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Gareth gates poof
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women dont fart
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quote:
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women dont fart


They do!
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Yeh they do

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Ally, what do your farts smell like, and what is the frequency of your farts (ie. once a day, once an hour, once a minute, etc.)?
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no they hold it in and then get bad stomach pain and let it out slowly so no one can hear

id fart on mikes face, and get him back
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quote:
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Ally, what do your farts smell like, and what is the frequency of your farts (ie. once a day, once an hour, once a minute, etc.)?



Vanilla air freshener
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I slap my bird in the face with my schlong
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Shelly, do you think it's wise to test the strength of a fart by holding a lighter against the fartee's rear end?
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Well if I did that with Mikes the whole row of houses would blow
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quote:
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Ally, what do your farts smell like, and what is the frequency of your farts (ie. once a day, once an hour, once a minute, etc.)?



Vanilla air freshener


Wowser, Vanilla air freshner is what I use in the car!

I feel that you should fart in my car!
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quote:
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Well if I did that with Mikes the whole row of houses would blow


LMAO!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Ally, what do your farts smell like, and what is the frequency of your farts (ie. once a day, once an hour, once a minute, etc.)?



Vanilla air freshener


Wowser, Vanilla air freshner is what I use in the car!

I feel that you should fart in my car!


I'll fart in your mouth in a minute
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seriously
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No, because I will engage my lighter at the point of fart, I would like to see if flames really do appear or not!
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euh
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No.... but i feel the need to do somthing silly
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Ally you have a lighter, use it!

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