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Drew
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5th Oct 03 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my dad asked me to wash my plate up

i went to the garage - got out a chainsaw, and cut him to pieces, also chopped up me mam and set fire to the house



chris p
Kayleigh
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WTF
Andy Stocker
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PMSL
SteveW
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5th Oct 03 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Just like chrisP
BarryAstra
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5th Oct 03 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol!
starkmotorsport
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5th Oct 03 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well atleast you left their cars outta it!
Drew
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5th Oct 03 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Kindness
has he smashed up his own car? the funny painted corsa?


adam - u have just replied to his post - the 'i got arrested last nite'
Skinz
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5th Oct 03 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
my dad asked me to wash my plate up

i went to the garage - got out a chainsaw, and cut him to pieces, also chopped up me mam and set fire to the house



chris p


funny as fuck
Bonzai
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5th Oct 03 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do not pass go, do not collect £200

see yahs
charcoalgrill
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Ian S
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5th Oct 03 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
my dad asked me to wash my plate up

i went to the garage - got out a chainsaw, and cut him to pieces, also chopped up me mam and set fire to the house



chris p


yeah but he pushed you, he should know that washing is a womans job and he should not ask you to do a menial task like that
Wolfy
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5th Oct 03 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did they text you saying to clean up?

was the chainsaw painted in flip paint? did ya dad scratch it?

Damn.
Lynny
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Nath
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5th Oct 03 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You will not go to jail for those crimes, just get a caution i believe............
Bonzai
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5th Oct 03 at 16:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the pigs will be friendly as humanly possible
Craig W
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sxi boy
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when i saw the title of this thread i thought drew had been busted for bein a paedophile or sumthin
Mav 3000
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5th Oct 03 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This thread actually made me laugh out loud Quality
drunkenfool
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Wolfy
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quote:
Originally posted by lordbonzai
the pigs will be friendly as humanly possible


bum him hard and say "thank you" then?

thats about as polite as they get!
Pablo
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6th Oct 03 at 07:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I say, fair play to u, taking abuse like that cant b easy.
The Guru
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6th Oct 03 at 09:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
my dad asked me to wash my plate up

i went to the garage - got out a chainsaw, and cut him to pieces, also chopped up me mam and set fire to the house



chris p


Yes but they pushed to far.. they wanted the plate dried aswell!!!

Chris P

Mr T Wat!
ajscorsa
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6th Oct 03 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quality
leon_in_uk
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6th Oct 03 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if i looked like them id kill myself, never mind his family

 
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