Tiger
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Three men: an American, Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in
the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna. He
returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows...
"Will you look at dat," says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
[Edited on 13-10-2003 by Tiger]
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