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sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i should have been in uni every day for last 3 weeks but ive been very selective as to which days, i need some excuses for 2moro cos ive got a hand in, ive done (ahem...im doing) the work needed.

i was ill for the first week and ive had a lot of hassle with bits goin wrong with me car this week and i need ideas on excuses so i dont get rimmed



[Edited on 23-10-2003 by sxi boy]
Nismo
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you died but you gut resusitated at 6pm
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
genius

however i think my lecturer mite want to see some sort of doctor's note
Demo
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tell them your arms fell off and you had to look for them but couldnt open any doors or cupboards in the house to look for them as your hands were attatched to your arms when they fell off
sxi boy
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Adam-D
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
had a bug..4days#
then the flu 3 days
then a migriane 2 days
Nismo
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or your dog contracted rabbies and you all had to be quarantined in a secure location and decontaminated.
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
keep em cumin
miss_bravo
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The truth?? Or just expand on the truth, you've had a few problems with your car and so you've been unable to get into uni?? Or if that isn't good then what about you gran died
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i feel i may have to go with a little bit of flu and the car problems bit
Nismo
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you lost college , you went but it just wasnt there

so you drove home and phoned college and you got number no reconised.
nik
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Too busy wanking you didnt relise the time
corsa_chick627
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just say car problems but expand on it a bit mroe always works for me at collage its all i ever say cos i have no other way of getting in!
sxi boy
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i found staying at home and watching des and mel much too interesting to pass up
l33t corsa
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I was in a similar situation, and the course was shit, so I just quit.
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i like my course tho, i would very much like to stay on it
Adam-D
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say u went into a car wash
it jammed and u were stuck there for days and suvived coaz u just been to asda for weekly shopping
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i work @ asda so that could all tie in
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tell them u drive a clio thats a good enough reason
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but they'll be overwhelmed by jealousy and want to throw me off the course immediately
Mug shot
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
but they'll be overwhelmed by jealousy and want to throw me off the course immediately


nah i doubt it m8
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
i should have been in uni every day for last 3 weeks but ive been very selective as to which days, i need some excuses for 2moro cos ive got a hand in, ive done (ahem...im doing) the work needed.

i was ill for the first week and ive had a lot of hassle with bits goin wrong with me car this week and i need ideas on excuses so i dont get rimmed



[Edited on 23-10-2003 by sxi boy]



why not tell the truth
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23rd Oct 03 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yup tell the truth fibbin dosent get u anywhere
Kris TD
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family problems

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