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Author Friday Chuckles
Daimo B
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31st Oct 03 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its halloween, its friday, its the weekend, im off to a facny dress aprty 2nite so im in a good mood, so a little light hearted humour.

Feel free to add more jokes (Can go in offday if u want mods).

Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87,
wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation,

Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"

"SEX!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a
woman could just hold it for a while."

Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then,one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She
walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's
manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
paul_spurrell
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31st Oct 03 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao
big eck
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OFcorsa
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31st Oct 03 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO!
groom
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Graham
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31st Oct 03 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
Daimo B
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Kerry
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31st Oct 03 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
them pics are funny as
Massey
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31st Oct 03 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
couldnt be arsed reading it
Nismo
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bradfincham
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lmao, thats a gooden,

 
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